Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face
| Face jokes
Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "if I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think I'll stop hating her first."
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What do vampire footballers have at
| Vampire jokes
What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges.
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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!
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Why was the birthday cake as hard
| Birthday jokes
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
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Whats the definition of love,
| Dirty jokes
Whats the definition of love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
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How do you eat a DNA spaghetti? With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers…)