How do you eat a DNA

Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face

| Face jokes

Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "if I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think I'll stop hating her first."

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What do vampire footballers have at

| Vampire jokes

What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges.

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a

| Cow jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!

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Why was the birthday cake as hard

| Birthday jokes

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!

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Whats the definition of love,

| Dirty jokes

Whats the definition of love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

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How do you eat a DNA spaghetti? With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers…)