If Microsoft built cars you would need to
| Computer jokes
If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.
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What do you call a pen with no hair
| Hair and bald jokes
What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
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An American tourist is
| Travel and tourist jokes
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide: "How large is the population here?" "Around 1.5 billion" -- the guide answers American, After a short pause: "So, what else do you do here?"
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At the end of the night a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
At the end of the night a man leaves the bar. Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and slaps her in the face. Then he punches her in the stomach and knocks her over. He proceeds to kick her several times and when he's done he bends down to her and says, "not so tough tonight, are you
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On Fred’s 17th birthday, his Dad said he’d take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father said, “Just one thing, Fred. If you’re going to hit anything, make sure it’s cheap.”