Two men were in a restaurant and ordered
| Restaurant jokes
Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of the men said to the other, "Please help yourself." The other one said "Okay", and helped himself to the larger fish. After a tense silence, the first one said, "really, n
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Teacher: What can you tell me about the
| Dead and dying jokes
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !
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Q1: What vehicle does
| Dinosaur jokes
Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer
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Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I fell last night,' he said. 'And I was unconscious for eight hours. The nurse was shocked. 'How awful. What happened?' 'I fell asleep!
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A nun in the convent
| Blind jokes
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I'm in the shower. Send him in." The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother superior starts to
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Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked: “Sergeant, where did you le-arn your language?” “Learnit, hell, it’s a gift,” proudly informed the NCO.