How do you communicate
| Fishing jokes
How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!
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Smart man +
| Women jokes
Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage'
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A young bloke has started work on a
| Car and train jokes
A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but come evening he's half an hour late. The boss gets on the CB radio to check if he's all right. "I've got a problem, Boss. I'm stuck 'ere. I've hit a pig!" "Ah well, these
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Computers are not intelligent.
| Computer jokes
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
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Why is a dog with a lame leg
| Dog jokes
Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one.
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A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger’s cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad,” the boy said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …” “Yes, son?” the father said expectantly. “What bus should I take home?” the boy finished.