What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
| Bicycle jokes
What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.
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What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?
| Cat jokes
What do you call a cat wearing shoes ? Puss in boots !
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Old Mrs.
| Religious jokes
Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find that the river had flooded the entire first floor of her house. Looking out of her window, she saw that the water was still rising. Two men passing by on a rowboat shouted up an invitation to row to safety with them. "No, thank you," Mrs. W
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Q: Have you heard about the new
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
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Three partners
| Accountant jokes
Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner. One of them sees a brass lamp lying in the gutter. Curious, they pick it up and give it a rub. Instantly, a genie appears. "You know the deal," says the genie. "Three w
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Note: The characters’ speech should be spoken in a fake Asian accent. The r’s and l’s should be merged into an intermediate sound.
When South Vietnam was nearing its end, and General Minh was in charge, a popular artist came to him and asked to make a statue in his honor (at government expense).
“”Please, General Minh, you are the people’s hero,”” he told him.
“”Yes, but make the sculpture in bronze,”” replied the general.
So the artist made the sculpture, but when it was unveiled in a small private ceremony, the general was furious. For the sculpture was made in gold.
“”I want bronze,”” he said, “”I want bronze!””
The artist went away in a hurry, deeply impressed with this show of humility. But he still wanted to honor the general, so he made the next sculpture in silver.
But again the general was furious.
“”I want bronze,”” he said, “”I want bronze!””
This time the artist made the sculpture out of bronze as asked. When the sculpture was revealed to the general, he was overjoyed at the wonderful bronze likeness. The artist then complimented the general on his deep humility. This notion confused him very much.
“”But why did you want sculpture made of bronze?””
“”Why? I’ll tell you why,”” said the general.
“”Because General Minh prefers bronze!””