Did you hear about the sick ghost?

My granddaughter came to spend a few

| Children jokes

My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't operate my Game Boy

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Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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After a caller gave a technician her PC's

| Computer jokes

After a caller gave a technician her PC's serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see you have an Aptiva" desktop unit. Before he could say another word, the caller shrieked and said she'd be right back. When the customer returned, the technician asked if she

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What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid

| Dog jokes

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberman puncher!

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What gives milk and has a horn?

| Cow jokes

What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!

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Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough.