A tourist from the United

Pilot: Tower, please call me

| Aviation jokes

Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.

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Q: How many fire safety

| Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when

| Police jokes

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined.

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Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up

| Dirty jokes

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch.

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Q: What's the definition of a nerd?

| Music jokes

Q: What's the definition of a nerd? A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.

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A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant in Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the best country in the world because of the freedoms it has. He says, “Take Freedom of Speech for example. I could stand in front of the White House in Washington D.C. and yell ‘President Clinton is a bastard! and nothing would be done to me.” The Cuban waiter replies, “We have that same freedom in Cuba. I could stand in front of El Capital and yell the same thing and nothing would be done to me too!”