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Once there was a millionaire, who collected

| Marriage jokes

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition

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What did the cat do when he swallowed some

| Cat jokes

What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !

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Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and

| Music jokes

Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" A: The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."

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FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came

| Zoo jokes

FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla? BERT: No, what happened? FRED: Well, I stood there, without a gun . . . The gorilla looked at me and snarled and roared and beat his chest. Then it came closer and closer . . . BERT: What did you do?

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