Q: What's the difference between getting a
| Dirty jokes
Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
| Horse jokes
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!
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What kind of fish is useful in freezing
| Fishing jokes
What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate !
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What did one mouse say to the other
| Computer jokes
What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.
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A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered
| Food jokes
A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts. 'Would you like a cherry on the top ?' asked the waitress. 'No, thanks,' said the girl, 'I'm on a diet !
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Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It’s a great present but I just can’t find the words to thank you enough.