Why did the car judder to a stop when it
| Car and train jokes
Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.
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What is a tornado ?
| Weather jokes
What is a tornado ? Mother nature doing the twist !
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When the
| Gorilla jokes
When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
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Two men were changing in the locker room
| Marriage jokes
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He says "When did you start wearing them?" To which the other man replies "Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car."
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Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to
| Police jokes
Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policmen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found t
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Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don’t worry, Sir, it’s not that hot!