How did cows feel when the branding iron was

A US

| Ethnic jokes

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border

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Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the

| Religious jokes

Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his

| Rabbit jokes

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ? Warren !

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How do you prepare a Gorilla

| Gorilla jokes

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

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Q. What do you call 1,000 heavily armed

| Dirty jokes

Q. What do you call 1,000 heavily armed lesbians? A. Militia Etheridge'

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed!