Teacher: Name two pronouns ?
| School jokes
Teacher: Name two pronouns ? Pupil: Who ?, me ?
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Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb.
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A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported
| Business jokes
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I
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A big fat housewife is on her hands and
| Dirty jokes
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie! I'm paralyzed! I can't get up!" He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you silly old bat. You're kneeling on one of your tits."
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Why did the pro football player from the
| Burger jokes
Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup? He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
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What is a monster’s favourite drink? Demonade.