Why do you need a driver’s

Policeman: How can you say

| Car and train jokes

Policeman: How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets? Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

| Barbie doll jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall'

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It was about a month

| Religious jokes

It was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to his priest: "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin." "But I made him agree to pay me 20 Gulden for every w

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A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough,

| Farmer jokes

A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough, his Father asked him what he thought of Army life. "It's pretty good Pa. The food's not bad, the work's easy but best of all, they let ya sleep real late in the morning."

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Q: Why are men like laxatives?

| Dirty jokes

Q: Why are men like laxatives? A: They irritate the shit out of you.

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Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?