What did the footballer say when he accidentally
| Sport jokes
What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic!
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If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a
| Computer jokes
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed... Oh, wait a minute, he already does.
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Which baseball team is currently the favourite
| Burger jokes
Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!
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How many nurses does
| Doctor and nurse jokes
How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.
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What did the city worker say after his first
| Horse jokes
What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!
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A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough, his Father asked him what he thought of Army life. “It’s pretty good Pa. The food’s not bad, the work’s easy but best of all, they let ya sleep real late in the morning.”