Do you love me more than you love sleep?
| Humor jokes
Do you love me more than you love sleep? "I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"
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A wife went in to see a therapist and said,
| Dirty jokes
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor." "Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "My dear," the doctor said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "it
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Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar.
| Car and train jokes
Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60." Tom looked at him, amazed. " Breaking 60? That's amazing!" Hawk smiled and said," Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!"
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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his
| College jokes
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A v
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A patrol of allied soldiers were in a ruined city during World War Two. They are bragging and joshing about how many kills they have so far to keep up courage on their route through the rubbled buildings. Sergeant Joe thumps his chest and proclaims. “I got me 4 germans bagged so far. Howabout you John?” Before Pfc John can reply, a lone german soldier runs out of a trashed hotel. In the process of throwing down his rifle after seeing the larger allied soldier group, he shouts “NEIN!” Pfc John takes aim at the enemy and shoots him. “Well, he wont get himself a tenth allied soldier.” Joe all year long!