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What criminal doesn't take baths?

| Bath jokes

What criminal doesn't take baths? A dirty crook.

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Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

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Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

| Easter jokes

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!

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On a rural road a state trooper pulled this

| Farmer jokes

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

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What kind of baseball do burgers

| Burger jokes

What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don’t know but it would slow him down.