Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in
| Dirty jokes
Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.
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Who delievers cat's Christmas
| Christmas jokes
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !
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Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?
| Snake jokes
Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna
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While leading the Friday evening
| Religious jokes
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member of the congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St. Bernard dog. The Rabbi, horrified, asked the Cantor to continue the service and went to talk to Bernie. Rabbi: "What are doing here with a dog?" Bernie: "The dog came here to pray
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Why did both Germany and the U.S
| Gorilla jokes
Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
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Cry Baby – by Liza Weeping