Cry Baby – by Liza

Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in

| Dirty jokes

Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.

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Who delievers cat's Christmas

| Christmas jokes

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

| Snake jokes

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna

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While leading the Friday evening

| Religious jokes

While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member of the congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St. Bernard dog. The Rabbi, horrified, asked the Cantor to continue the service and went to talk to Bernie. Rabbi: "What are doing here with a dog?" Bernie: "The dog came here to pray

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Why did both Germany and the U.S

| Gorilla jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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