Which meatballs get a little tipsy on
| Burger jokes
Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!
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What's a cow's favourite love
| Humor jokes
What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.
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Excuse me, a young fellow said to
| Lawyer jokes
Excuse me, a young fellow said to an older librarian, "I've just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers." "Well," replied the librarian, "I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able to prove it yet."
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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said
| Snake jokes
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ? They couldn't, they were adders !
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Why did Eve want to move to New York ?
| Apple jokes
Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !
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A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, “How long does it take to fly to Boston?” The clerk said, “Just a minute…” “Thank you,” the man said and hung up.