Great news,
| Mental health jokes
Great news, Mr. Oscarson, the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You'll never be trapped by the desire to steal again." "Gee, that's great, Doc," the patient replied. "And just to prove it, I want
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Q: Why do women have tits?
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them.
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How do writers send e-mail?
| E-mail jokes
How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet.
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With four
| Parent jokes
With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic. To add to this, we kept running out of household supplies. I instructed them all to let me know when they used the last of any item by writing it down on a note pad on the refri
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The snack bar next door to an
| Food jokes
The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."
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With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic. To add to this, we kept running out of household supplies. I instructed them all to let me know when they used the last of any item by writing it down on a note pad on the refrigerator. As a reminder, I wrote at the top: “IF WE ARE OUT OF IT, WRITE IT DOWN.” When I checked the pad a few days later, to my delight I found the following message: “MOM, YOU MAY BE A BIT OLD-FASHIONED, BUT YOU ARE NOT ‘OUT OF IT.”