What does a cat like
| Birthday jokes
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
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Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl
| Cannibal jokes
Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!
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If King Kong came to England why would he
| King Kong jokes
If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eater.
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An award should go to the United Airlines gate
| Aviation jokes
An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton airport, a crowded United flight was canceled. A single ag
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Far away in the tropical waters of the
| Fishing jokes
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and
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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !