Why did Dracula miss lunch?

What do cows like to listen to?

| Cow jokes

What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic!

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Where do children learn their ABC's ?

| School jokes

Where do children learn their ABC's ? At LMN-tary school !

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Who won the race between two balls of

| Sport jokes

Who won the race between two balls of string? They we're tied!

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Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door?

| Baby jokes

Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

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I don't know

| Idiot and fool jokes

I don't know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is, it works.

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Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didn’t fancy the stake.