Why do programmers always get Christmas and
| Computer jokes
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
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A person turned on the computer without a
| Computer jokes
A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message. She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error? There isn't even a keyboard attached?'
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Pilot says:
| Aviation jokes
Pilot says: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land...it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."
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One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his
| Men jokes
One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor lady was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, "You should be hung!" To which he calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass!"
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What happens if a big hairy monster sits in
| Monster jokes
What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.
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