A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal
| Ethnic jokes
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border P
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Q: What's the range of an
| Music jokes
Q: What's the range of an accordion? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
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What do you get from a drunk chicken ?
| Bird jokes
What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !
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What do insects learn at school ?
| Insect jokes
What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !
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Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that
| Blonde jokes
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.
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Great news, Mr. Oscarson, the psychiatrist reported. “After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You’ll never be trapped by the desire to steal again.” “Gee, that’s great, Doc,” the patient replied. “And just to prove it, I want you to stop by Sears on the way home and walk the length of the store. You’ll see – you’ll feel no temptation to shoplift whatsoever.” “Oh, Doctor, whatever can I do to thank you?” “Well,” suggested the psychiatrist, “if you DO have a relapse, I could use a new microwave.”