What did the alien say to the gas pump

What should a teacher take if

| Car and train jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down? The number of the car that hit him.

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Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?

| Bus jokes

Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!

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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in

| Burger jokes

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef, soldier!

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Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur

| Dinosaur jokes

Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and

| Dirty jokes

Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

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What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don’t you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I’m talking to you !