I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are
| Christmas jokes
I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!
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A firefighter died and went to hell where
| Firefighter jokes
A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks. After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, what the clocks mean? "That's easy, each time one of your friends mess up on earth, their clock speeds up one hour." says the de
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A violist comes
| Music jokes
A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your family, and burned the house down." The violis
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What do you call a pig with the flu?
| Pig jokes
What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine.
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Which is the most dangerous animal in
| Various animal jokes
Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper
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It was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to his priest: “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic.” “Well,” answered the priest, “that’s not a sin.” “But I made him agree to pay me 20 Gulden for every week he stayed.” “I admit that wasn’t good, but you did it for a good cause.” “Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question…” “What is that, my son?” “Do I have to tell him the war is over?”