Policeman: How can you say

Two tourists were driving through

| Travel and tourist jokes

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you ple

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Patient (to

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.

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A man in a bar

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000." "Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving

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Customer: Why doesn't this

| Waiter jokes

Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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How do you find your dog if

| Dog jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

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Policeman: How can you say you don’t have any outstanding tickets? Driver: They’re all in the glove compartment.