What do you say to a naked pig?

Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow.

| Humor jokes

Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !

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Why don't bananas snore?

| Banana jokes

Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Why did the elephant jump in

| Elephant jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is

| Time jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around? Because time will tell.

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Q: Where did the kittens go on their class

| Cat jokes

Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum.

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What do you say to a naked pig? “I never sausage a body.”