Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The
| Fishing jokes
Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other "can you smell fish?".
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What do you get if you cross a newsreader
| Journalist jokes
What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ? A croaksman !
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Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater? To hide his flea collar.
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A cop pulled up
| Ethnic jokes
A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question. "I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy."
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What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no
| Dog jokes
What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no hair? A bald beagle!
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Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants.