What do you give an elephant with big feet
| Elephant jokes
What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !
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The Chief Rabbi and the Pope are in a
| Religious jokes
The Chief Rabbi and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome. The Rabbi notices a fancy shmancy phone on a side table in the Pope's private chambers. "What's that phone for?" he asks. "It's my direct line to the Lord!" the Pope replies. The Rabbi is doubtful, but the Pope insists that he tries it out
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Why did the blonde tip-toe
| Blonde jokes
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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A prosecuting attorney called his first witness,
| Judge jokes
A prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointme
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Why don't cows ever have any
| Cow jokes
Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!
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Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.