Why is
| Christmas jokes
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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What did the ice cream say
| Food jokes
What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, what's eating you?"
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How did the world's tallest monster become
| Monster jokes
How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.
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There was a woman who was pregnant with
| Parent jokes
There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person around to name her children was her brother.
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After the first
| Aviation jokes
After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your automatic pilot. In my modern and carefully tested sytem an error is absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible, absolutely impossi
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Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other “can you smell fish?”.