I was so sorry
| Dead and dying jokes
I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.
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What kind of dog is the most colorful?
| Dog jokes
What kind of dog is the most colorful? A paint Bernard!
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What happened when the cannibal crossed the
| Cannibal jokes
What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!
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Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my
| School jokes
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
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During the Mexican American War, an intense
| Military jokes
During the Mexican American War, an intense long standoff occurred along the front. For days and days neither side made any advances. Finally, an American general had a bright idea. He aimed his rifle to the Mexican trenches and yelled, "Hey, Juan!" A soldier jumped up and replied, "What?"
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What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no hair? A bald beagle!