Q: How many Leos does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.
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Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician
| Biologist jokes
Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carrying beauty products in a little field bag - nail polish, hair care products, gels, creams and so on. One day they were driving the rugged four-wheel drive down a dirt road
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What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four
| Zoo jokes
What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses? Nothing, he didn't recognize them!
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While cruising at 40,000
| Aviation jokes
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just blew up!" Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded
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If there were no food left, what could people
| Food jokes
If there were no food left, what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.
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Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches!