Abraham wanted a
| Humor jokes
Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth and measured Abraham, then told him the cloth was not enough to make a suit. Abraham was unhappy with this opinion and sought another tailor. This
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Why are farmers cruel?
| Farmer jokes
Why are farmers cruel? Because they pull corn by the ears.
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Why is the letter N the
| Letter jokes
Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT.
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A snail starts a slow climb up the
| Various animal jokes
A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by a sparrow who can't help laughing and eventually says "Don't you know there aren't any apples on the tree yet?" "Yes," said the snail, "but there will be by the time I get up there."
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Time flies like an
| Banana jokes
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.