What happened to the chicken whose feathers were
| Bird jokes
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !
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What do you get if you cross an apple with a
| Apple jokes
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !
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Student l: "Did
| Ghost jokes
Student l: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?" Student 2: "They are?" Student 1: "Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!"
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Have you seen www.amnesia.com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.amnesia.com? Sorry, I just can't remember.
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Tell me, said the hiker to the
| Farmer jokes
Tell me, said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farmer, "you'll have to go by yourself!"
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While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform. On his first night home, the executive walked from the shower into the bedroom to find his wife covered in a rumpled bathrobe, her hair curled, her face creamed, munching candy loudly while she pored through a movie magazine. Then, without warning, he felt the onset of a magnificent erection. Looking down at this, he snarled, “Why you ungrateful, mixed-up son of a bitch. Now I know why they call you a prick!”