What happened when the cannibal bit off a
| Cannibal jokes
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking
| Dentist jokes
Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I'm a dentist.
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What do cannibal say when they say
| Cannibal jokes
What do cannibal say when they say grace? We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!
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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for
| Salesmen jokes
What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day? Rugs and kisses!
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Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He’s a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it? Elf-raising flour, of course.