What did one mosquito say to
| Insect jokes
What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the
| School jokes
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," the boys said. "Then why is it that while I am standing u
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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?
| Frog jokes
Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him
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Q: Why is a violinist
| Music jokes
Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.
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How does Moby Dick celebrate his
| Birthday jokes
How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!
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What’s Scrooge’s favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly.