What did the vampire call his

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| Travel and tourist jokes

Helpful advice for travellers: If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you. BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

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Do you need a silencer if you are going

| Answer me this jokes

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?

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What did the man say when he got a

| Telephone jokes

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? "Who said talk is cheap?"

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his

| Dog jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye? Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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How does a baby ghost cry?

| Baby jokes

How does a baby ghost cry? "Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"

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What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device.