A guy in a bar
| Accountant jokes
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know that I'm 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, and I'm an accountant. And the guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, 225 pounds, and h
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Q: How many screenwriters
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.
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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?
| Dog jokes
What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!
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A couple was having some
| Dirty jokes
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a marriage counselor. After a few visits, and a lot of questioning and listening, the counselor said that he had discovered the main problem. He stood up, went over to the woman, asked her to stand, and gave her a hug. H
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What does an aardvark use when he has
| Aardvark jokes
What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!
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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff? He wanted to try out his new air brakes.