A fellow was following a truck in heavy
| Car and train jokes
A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver of the truck would jump out of the cab with a big stick and bang on the side of the cargo bay. He'd then jump back into the cab in time to drive away when the signal chan
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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting
| Vampire jokes
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers off !
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Who is king of all the mice ?
| Mouse jokes
Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !
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What's a moo hoo for a young calf?
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!
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Jill: Have you read the Bible?
| Religious jokes
Jill: Have you read the Bible? Jack: No, I'm waiting for the film to come round.
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An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant — first his legs and then up all over his body. When the elephant started feeling all the little ants on him, he shook hard, making all the little ants, except for one, fall to the ground. As the only ant on the elephant hung on close to the elephant’s neck, the ones on the ground began to yell, “Strangle him!!! Strangle him!!!”