What did the dog take when he was run down?

Why was the hen banned from sending

| E-mail jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language.

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Two men were walking home after a Halloween

| Spelling jokes

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and

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Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!

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When did the criminal get smart?

| Criminal jokes

When did the criminal get smart? When the judge threw the book at him.

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There are three beggars begging on Wall

| Business jokes

There are three beggars begging on Wall Street. The first beggar wrote "Beggar" on his broken cup. He received $10.00 after one day. The next day, the second beggar wrote "Beggar.com" on his cup. After one day, he received hundreds of thousands of dollars and an offer to float an IPO on N

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What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him.