An accountant is in a car travelling with a
| Farmer jokes
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, "You're pretty good with numbers, Keith. How many sheep do you reckon are in that paddock?" The accountant looks at the sheep for a moment and says, "One thousan
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Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked
| Clinton jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician? A: Chelsea.
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What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ?
| Insect jokes
What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ? A firefly with a short circuit !
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The little kid sat on the side of the road
| Fishing jokes
The little kid sat on the side of the road with a fishing line down the drain. Feeling sorry for him, and wanting to humor him, a lady gave him 50 cents, and kindly asked "How many have you caught?" "You're the tenth this morning," was the reply.
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What has four legs, a tail,
| Dead and dying jokes
What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.
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Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. “Holy cow, Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath, “You scared us half to death — we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?” “Those fools!” the old man grumbled. “They misspelled my name!”