Who invented King Arthur's round table
| History jokes
Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !
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A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the
| Religious jokes
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time. The dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying "Father, the dog is dead. Could you possibly be saying a Mass for the poor creature?" Father Patrick told the farmer "No, we can'
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I was an Air Force ICBM launch control
| Military jokes
I was an Air Force ICBM launch control officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour alerts in a launch control center that was surrounded by several Minuteman II silos. The facility and the silos were separated by several miles. We were not allowed to leave the "capsule" until relieved th
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Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach
| Weather jokes
Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach in the pouring rain. One looks skywards and says, "So this is England. What's it like?" The other snarls, "Well, if you like the weather, you'll love the food."
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When is a farmer like a magician?
| Cow jokes
When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
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Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy? A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.