Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher
| Gorilla jokes
Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!
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Do you really believe your husband when he
| Fishing jokes
Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend? asked Jane's best friend. "Why shouldn't I?" said Jane. "Well, maybe he is having an affair?" "No way" said Jane "he never returns with any fish..."
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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists
| Cow jokes
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
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How do you stop a dog howling in the
| Car and train jokes
How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.
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Dan: My little brother is a
| Brother and sister jokes
Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins !
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Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn’t want them shitting in the streets during parades.