Three Pastors from the south were having
| Religious jokes
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing seems to scare them away. Another said, "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living
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Q: What does a blonde say after multiple
| Dirty jokes
Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: Way to go team.
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A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and
| Police jokes
A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop. After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didn't stop, he just slowed down a little. The gentleman said 'Stop or slow down, what's the difference?'. T
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During a big fire downtown the firemen
| Firefighter jokes
During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby. The fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had placed a net, but the mother refused. Things looked grim until a tall, well-built
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Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles
| Car and train jokes
Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why don't you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.
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I’m not going back to school ever again Why ever not? The teacher doesn’t know a thing, all she does is ask questions!