A few women were discussing diet tips. When it
| Women jokes
A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as important as watching food intake, one woman responded with surprise that sleep was a factor. Another replied: "Of course sleep is a factor. The only time I'm not eating is when I
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Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children,
| Travel and tourist jokes
Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children, travel is very good for you. It broadens the mind. Betty, muttering: If you're anything to go by, that's not all it broadens!
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Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. Don't worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !
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Why did the pig send his story to New
| Pig jokes
Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
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Why do black cats never shave ?
| Cat jokes
Why do black cats never shave ? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
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Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing seems to scare them away. Another said, “Yea, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I’ve even had the place fumigated, and they won’t go away.” The third said, “I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church… Haven’t seen one back since!”