Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best
| Clinton jokes
Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in? A: Handcuffs.
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How do spacemen pass the time on long
| Space jokes
How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ? They play astronauts and crosses !
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Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill,
| Bicycle jokes
Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: 'I didn't think we'd make it! Jill replied, 'Nor did I - what a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we'd have slid all the way back down!
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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always
| Ghost jokes
Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !
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What do you call someone who dances on cars
| Dance jokes
What do you call someone who dances on cars ? A morris dancer !
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What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla? Anything it wants!