Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin
| Humor jokes
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !
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If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the
| Dirty jokes
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow.
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Three vampires walk into a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood." The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like som
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Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course
| Space jokes
Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit a perfect hole in one, then the first alie
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Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good,
| School jokes
Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ? Pupil: The horse will draw it !
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Q. What do you call 1,000 heavily armed lesbians? A. Militia Etheridge’