Two Irishmen are sitting in a
| Ethnic jokes
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick's looking particularly sad and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, "well, I knew that my grandfather had died in the war, but I've just found out that he actually died in the auschwitz concentration camp." Patrick says, "that's terrible, di
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Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes.
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Whats black and white and red all
| Car and train jokes
Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident.
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Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen
| Pig jokes
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers.