Q. How do you make holy water?
| Religious jokes
Q. How do you make holy water? A. Boil the hell out of it.
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What happened when the cat swallowed a
| Money jokes
What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.
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Have you seen www.topsecret.com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.topsecret.com? If I have, I'm not going to tell you.
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Why did the mummy stop using the
| Internet jokes
Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
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One day the bass player hid one of the
| Music jokes
One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!"
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This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearing hot enough to blister paint. He broke off suddenly when he noticed one of the recruits had been talking in ranks. “WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID, RECRUIT??” the drill sergeant hollered. In a quivering voice, the recruit replied, “I said, to myself, Drill Sergeant Sir, ‘if that sucker thinks I’m going to stand here and take his crap . . . well, he’s certainly an uncanny judge of character.