A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated
| Police jokes
A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding. The officer asked, "Can you describe the person who did this to you?" The Irishman replied, "That's what I was doing when he hit me."
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Now my motto in
| College jokes
Now my motto in life, said the school chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?" "My motto is let bygones be bygones." "That's good. Why did you choose that?" "Then I wouldn't have to take any history classes!"
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People who love
| Judge jokes
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.
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Why was the mother flea so unhappy?
| Dog jokes
Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs.
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What happens when ducks fly upside
| Bird jokes
What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !
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Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Honda…because the apostles were all in one Accord.